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February 14, 2018

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Brandon Coan



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Welcome: 5-7-5

In an effort to keep things fresh here at District 8 eNews, in this edition we welcome you with a roundup of the last two weeks in our fair city, as a series of interlocking haikus. 

Steering Committee

of the Great and Powerful,

Let the Sunshine In!


Here we sit like birds,

like the Castleman statue,

in the wilderness. 


Nothing is certain

in Kentucky, except death,

and no tax reform.


So, it was written:

Anywhere one lays one’s head,

practice compassion. 


For, factions fight – but

medical marijuana


is a gateway hug. 



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